Quality Chaos, Made to Last — and to Love ⚡🌱
Our merch isn’t just a mood — it’s built to last and crafted with care for the planet.
Premium feel – Soft, comfy, and made to handle real life (meltdowns included) 🛋️✨
Eco-conscious printing – Clean inks, low waste, no mass production ♻️
Plastic-free packaging – Yep, even the shipping is chaos-friendly 📦❌🛍️
EU Shipping Only (for now!) 🌍
We keep it local to keep it fast, light, and a little greener.
Wear it loud. Wear it long. Wear it with purpose.
Because your style should feel good — inside and out.
Sustainable. Expressive. Unapologetically you. 💥
Running on ✨vibes✨ and 2% brain power? This crop top gets it.
Perfect for gym rats, snack gremlins, and anyone who’s ever forgotten to eat until they felt like a dying phone 📉.
Made for chaotic souls who live off caffeine ☕ and vibes—but know they need that protein hit 🍳.
Soft, comfy, and cropped just right ✂️
Bold design for big moods ⚡
Pairs well with high-waisted chaos and post-workout snacks 🥤🍗
Wear it to the gym, your ADHD cave, or while raiding the fridge at 2 a.m. 🧠⏰
Battery: critically low 🔋. Protein: desperately needed 🆘.
Plug in. Power up. Look cute doing it. 💪
Let’s be real — routines are a scam ✨
This hoodie is for the beautifully dysfunctional, the late-night snackers 🍕, the clutter gremlins 🦝 who get things done… eventually.
Featuring a chaotic raccoon who doesn’t believe in to-do lists ❌📋 — just pure, unfiltered vibe ⚡.
Cozy, chaotic, and perfect for overstim days 🧠
Eye-catching design that screams “I’m trying, okay?”
Soft fleece for executive dysfunction naps 😴 or hyperfocus marathons ⏳
Productivity: cancelled. Chaos: thriving.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Embrace the mess 💥🖤
Wise? Maybe. Sleep-deprived? Definitely.
This chaotic owl is for night owls, deep thinkers, and ADHD minds that never shut off 🦉.
Whether you’re hauling snacks, notebooks, or impulsive purchases, this tote’s got your back.
Sturdy, spacious, and totally unhinged (in the best way)
Eye-catching design for neurospicy souls
Great for library runs, craft hauls, or midnight adventures 🌙
Carry your chaos. Stylishly.
Because bags should match your brain energy
If you’ve ever needed “just 5 more minutes” to exist, this shirt is for you ⚠️
Perfect for slow mornings, drained brains, and social batteries on 1% 🔋.
This tee says what your face already does: not ready, don’t talk to me.
Comfy, soft, and low-energy friendly 😴
Clean, bold design that speaks louder than words
Great for coffee runs ☕, mental resets, or full system reboots
Status: Buffering…
Charge in peace. Let the shirt do the talking 🛑⚡
Cozy Chaos, Guilt-Free | Hoodie Edition 🦝🌱
Snuggle into softness that slaps — without hurting the planet.
Our hoodies are:
Vegan-certified (no animal drama here!)
Made with eco-friendly inks & fabrics ♻️
Printed locally to reduce waste & shipping karma
Built to last — soft, thick, and hoodie hug-approved
Warm on the outside. Ethically fire on the inside.
Because you can thrive in chaos and care about the Earth.
Loud, Proud & Multilingual ✨🌍
Your hoodie, your language.
We support custom text in English, Arabic, French, and more — just tell us what you want!
Same chaotic energy, same bold colors, just the voice that feels most you.
Colorful fashion. Global vibes. Fully personalized.
Because self-expression should speak your language — literally.
Owl Tote Bag – Built for Chaos, Made to Last 🦉🖤
Strong straps, thick fabric, and room for everything (even your unmedicated thoughts).
Durable & eco-friendly ♻️
Comfy to carry, even when overloaded 👜
Vivid print that won’t fade – just like your insomnia ✨🌙
Smart, sturdy, and a little unhinged — just like
Coming Soon: Custom Portraits! ✨🖌️
Ever wanted to see yourself as a superhero, a chibi sticker, or a chaotic anime character? Now you can!
I’ll transform you, your friends, or even your pet into a bold, colorful digital portrait — then place it on your chosen product: hoodie, tote, tee… whatever fits your vibe! 🧥🎒👕
Superhero versions? Yup. 🦸♀️
Chibi sticker style? Adorable. 🧁
Cartoon chaos? Always. ⚡
100% original. 100% YOU.
Perfect for gifts, self-love, or becoming the main character of your merch.
Art that looks like you — but way cooler.
Coming soon… stay tuned! 👀✨
